PLAYER PROFILE

Gareth Davies

Captain and the original county superstar. Lucky batsman, accurate bowler and excellent fielder although slowing down a little as he gets older. Has finally begun to shower after the game following years of aqua neglect.

Dafydd Rhys

Balding, ageing ‘youngster’ who has rescued a downward spiraling batting career by donning the gloves for a swansong behind the stumps. Over-rated, over-used bowler. Throws like a poor throwing girl.

Paul Owen

Aggressive batsman who can destroy any attack. Talented bowler with a slingy action and a WIDE VARIETY of deliveries—wides, no-balls, bouncers, long hops, through the letter-box etc. So laid back he’s virtually horizontal.

Phil Leeds

Followed up his success as ‘Begby’ in Trainspotting by joining M.C.C. Friend of all umpires and oppositon batsmen in North Wales. Always gives 1000 % and plenty of abuse. Has managed to wrestle the coveted “I Drive Like a Maniac “ trophy from the hands of Mr. D. Rhys. Needs to lose some weight.

Paul Colman

Talented all-rounder who has been tipped for a starring role alongside the hare in Hollywood’s ’The Hare and the Tortoise’. Capable of some fine hard-hitting match winning innings. Already an ‘all-rounder’ he will a fine cricketer in years to come.

Rob Stewart

Slim-line opening fast bowler who terrorises ………….. the short leg with his short pitch bowling. Has excellent golf swing….when batting. Rydal educated yob!!!!! Rob’s dad enjoyed shopping at Richard Williams so much that he bought the company. A Man Utd. Supporter—he deserves to be hit to all parts of the ground.

Gareth Colman

Excellent prospect. Despite being six foot tall and built like a bathroom complete with a lavatorial system constructed from a brick material, he is only 10 years old. Works hard, plays hard, drinks hard and eats for Wales. Wears a silly hat.

Richard Totton

Lovestruck Ricky’s the young playboy of the team. Wine, women and song dominates his life. Fine spin bowler and should develop into a fine all-round player. Stops the ball more often than he did as a goalkeeper. Misbehaved in school!!!!!( and on tour).

Adam Cain

Fine young wicket keeper batsman. Has a very liberal attitude to life. Fortuanately Adam has scored more runs this year than the total vote for the Liberal Democrats in the last General Election—15. Spends many an hour listening to Ronnie praising the enormous benefits of the new Welsh National Assembly.

Chris Colman

‘Dad’ as he is affectionately known to both Paul and Gareth. Always gives 100% and surprised us all with a superb 30 against Hawarden Park after wallpapering the house the night before. Largely responsible for the fence that both his sons try to demolish when batting.